He, Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor of the ages. He unified the six kingdoms, the books were written in the same language, and the cars ran on the same track. He used terracotta warriors instead of living people to be martyred, he supported monogamy and gender equality, and he gave his firstborn son the most amazing name in thousands of years. A man like this, you're telling me he's a tyrant?

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